This time tomorrow, the five-day war will have begun. So ready for you, my friend and nemesis! ¡Ingresa para ver las fotos de la galería, por favor!

So you are ready to wrestle me, my friend?
Well guess what?

I've been working out a bit lately...

You have?? You should post the photos that show it!

😉❤️

Oh dear.... today's lesson is "when trash talking goes wrong"....
Not only does that response make it clear that you are clutching at straws to sound unimpressed, but it will still earn you a few extra minutes of pain....

The only clutching at straws I will be doing will be reaching for your arms.

Did you just call my arms straws? I think photo evidence above would say otherwise...

If it was too complex a metaphor, I can probably find some hand puppets…

Metaphors don't really compete with reality... and I think the photos above tell the truth.
Here is a more accurate metaphor... "you're a pussy". How about "I'll break my foot off in yo ass"? or even better "I'll beat you like I'm your daddy"?

Well, that foot part is going to make walking really difficult…for both of us.

Perhaps we just say that your strong physique, arms most definitely included, and my strong physique are set to collide tomorrow, and I couldn't be happier.
I get to fight the man I respect and love more than any other.

I can’t wait, my dearest friend.

Nor can I - my dearest friend.

This will be one hot battle but Bulldog will get the win easily

I appreciate the vote of confidence, but this is going to be a very even match all the way. Scott is not only my best friend but one hell of a tough bear. I have a lot of respect for his power and skill…we’ll both be hurting when we are through.

Working out and getting ready for you, my friend!

I like this view - because it is the same whether you are on top, or me....

I want to wrestle you so much!!!! Stop trying to intimidate me!

Best to both of you.

Thanks! of course, we are being nice about this right now... in reality, when I am facing him across the mats, I think there is one Bulldog that needs muzzling...

The minute you find someone tough enough to possibly do it, you point me in their direction.

Just remember:
(a) I am supposed to be an amazing friend - you can't unsay it (see below)
(b) I will make you pay for every bit of backchat I get on here....
(c) I am MORE than tough enough... young cub.

-You are an amazing friend….every single moment we aren’t standing on the mat.
-I have absolutely no doubt that you will do your best to make me pay for everything, here or elsewhere.
-I know you are tough, and it’s one of the things I like best about this matchup. We going to find out who is tougher, or wear ourselves out trying!

DON'T YOU START BEING NICE TO ME NOW!!!!
CAN'T YOU SEE I AM PICKING A FIGHT WITH YOU?????????
Sheeesh! OK I give in, you are my favorite, special man and I will only hurt you for as long as I need to show you who really is the alpha in our friendship....

Going to be an amazing time with an amazing friend and opponent, man to man, bear to bear!

Don't try to get around me now....

I have agreed to meet on 6/24/2024.